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Sadly, Smeg! -The Magazine, is no more!

Smeg disappeared from your monitors in 2001, after a brief and sudden illness. - it will be sadly missed.   This page is an archive of some of the funny bits.

The Smeg Archive:
Special Report By Stilton Brownhood. Fist-And-Mouth epidemic!Special Report By Stilton Brownhood.
Fist-And-Mouth epidemic!		 Live hidden camera. You all know what a live hidden camera is, right?Live hidden camera. You all know what a live hidden camera is, right? We've delved into the archives to find the very best of the problems our Aunt Smeg has solved.The Best Of Aunt Smeg. The very best of the problems Aunt Smeg has solved over the years.
The News. Top secret document found in taxi.The News. Top secret document found in taxi. Special Report By Stilton Brownhood. Mixing artists battle it out!Special Report By Stilton Brownhood.
Mixing artists battle it out!		 The good poo guide! The most comprehensive study of turds ever! You haven't seen this anywhere else - now up to 29 types of turd. Now with pictures!The good poo guide. 29 types of turd.
The NewsThe News, June 99. Cash stash for flash film smash as brash hacks slash film as trashy hash-mash! Clinton smokes Monica flavoured cigar!The News, September 98. Clinton smokes Monica flavoured cigar! Fans whinge as ginge-minge set to split!The News, June 98. Fans whinge as ginge-minge set to split!.
Cops wrap a crapper rap on chap-slapper star!The news, 11 Apr 98. Cops wrap a crapper rap on chap-slapper star!